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Coffee Prince Ep 10: Han Gyul Pops Off / Evo 2020

This is it, this is THE episode! FINALLY, WE MADE IT!! Man or alien- it’s all good! It’s only gonna be good vibes and Java Jives from here on out! No amount of tropes can diminish our shine because this episode left us smiling like a couple of love idiots! There’s absolutely no way to sidestep this plot development! Right? Right?!? RIGHT?!??!!??!?!?

Coffee Prince Ep 9: Han Gyul Got Two Daddies

This episode hurt us emotionally and we are very sad!! CB's gotta carry the boxes so Eun Sae can help him unpack their toxic relationship, and Sun Gi heel clicks in traffic while Ha Rim’s busted ankle reminds us of Han Seong’s busted relationship. Pro tip: don’t let the old woman know you got your ears pierced, or she’ll dissect your relationship drama with terrifying accuracy! Also, maybe Han Gyul has another dad?? I guess?????

Coffee Prince Ep 8: Drink This Piss, Grandma

Jeron’s expectations get sidestepped fast enough to give him whiplash, leaving us with a lot of questions! Would you let go of what you have to reach for what you want? Do you even have time to contemplate that after you’ve seen Han Gyul’s weird shirt? Would you accuse a sickly old woman over a few dollars? Can you afford not to?! How the HECK do you hide those titties?!?!

Coffee Prince Ep 7: The 5 Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

What do you need to build a pyramid? Three love triangles and denial! Happy episode Shreven! Sadly, no Shrek this time around (unacceptable, we know!!!) Instead, you can tune in as we take coffee orders in the emotional crossfire! The only way out? Get your heart JACKED by practicing eyes-closed hugs and drinking with a dog in public. We sincerely hope none of your coworkers ever act like Eun Chan and Han Gyul!!

Coffee Prince Ep 6: Gingy is my Favorite Coffee Prince Character

A lot of things happened in this episode, but we really aren’t sure what any of them are because we’re too focused on the fact that Shrek the Third is canonically part of the Coffee Prince universe! Maybe Han Seong did something bad again? He usually does that.

If we had to guess, this episode we might’ve accidentally opened a portal to Bizarro World Coffee Prince? Also we're not sure but we might've heard some valid criticisms and explored some EXTREMELY WELL KNOWN and CLASSIC tropes. If we're lucky, maybe just maybe some of the build up from previous episodes will pay off!

Coffee Prince Ep 5: Just Get Couples Therapy Already

We made a big slippy, so this week the audio quality is lacking BUT the content is slapping!! In this episode, CB becomes a knight of Eun Chan and we wonder what kind of peanut butter he is. Then we hop in the company vehicle, the Car-fee Prince, and boogie on down to the orchard where Han Gyul goofs with someone’s livelihood in a major way, yikes! We also get more allusions to the unplumbed depths of Mr. Hong’s unique and beautiful human soul that we love very much!!

Coffee Prince Ep 4: I Can't Even Think Straight

It’s so good AND we love it! How will our favorite coffee boys solve the Big Bean Debacle™? Shake both of your dog’s paws and set your bean machines to “Roast,” because this episode we discover Han Seong’s true age and add waffles and male bonding to the menu!

Coffee Prince Ep 3: Flat on Both Ends

Professional grandma’s boy, Han Gyul, is told to get a job and there’s only three people he trusts to get the job done: A hot waffle boy, a questionable (but also hot) interior designer, and the suspiciously hot Eun Chan. Will the writers reanimate Han Seong and Yoo Joo’s dead relationship? Will Eun Chan’s secret be discovered?? Find out on Coffee Prince! There can only be one sun under the sky!!

Coffee Prince Ep 2: Baby Come Back, I Can Blame it All on Yoo

We carry our sins on our backs and wear our hearts on our sleeves in this episode! Eun Chan hangs ten on an active highway while The Han Seong Hate Train™ fully departs the station! Donkey Kong joins the battle, and we discover this show has very low TTK (Time to Kiss™).

Coffee Prince Ep 1: Assigned Male at Bathhouse

Kara is a romcom connoisseur, Jeron has no idea what a “meet-cute” is, and we’ve joined forces to watch silly romance stuff and have feelings about it! We’re kicking things off with the Korean drama Coffee Prince, a 2007 TV series about love, gender, and coffee!

In this episode we meet most of our main cast, realize we’re actually watching a racing drama, find a strong correlation between plot progression and whether or not the dick is out, and set forth on a gender-bending adventure!